You will find Goldie sitting under my desk or watching her “babies” out the window. She has adopted a family of squirrels which we are now keeping in ample supply of nuts these days. They are without a doubt the most well fed squirrels in the neighborhood. When I say that the girl is boujee, it’s an understatement. Goldie prefers bottled water over tap and it must be cold, preferably with fresh ice and forget about her drinking it if her sister has gotten to it first.
She is still holding a grudge that we sold her beloved red Jeep. Clearly the window down in the car just isn’t cutting it these days. She prefers to ride shotgun and hold your hand on car rides. Goldie’s favorite words are steak, Starbucks, and swimming...in that order too!
Forget about waking her up when she’s getting her beauty sleep. The girl has been known to sleep through Texas thunderstorms, firewroks, and even a tornado.